My wife watched the Diane Sawyer interview of Bruce Jenner last evening and I caught snippets of it on my trips to the kitchen.  I am not sure I heard anything that I had not already surmised.  Bruce has some emotional problems: some relationship problems and some might say he is nutty as a fruitcake.  He went into great detail about his desire to dress as a girl during his formative years.  He liked wearing dresses, headscarves, etc.  Even in his days as a decathelete he wore his hair in a bob.  All that is alright I guess.  I have some suggestions that he might have tried.  An Indian outfit is kinda like a skirt and the indian headdress is almost a headscarf, if you use you imagination.  Maybe he should have just always volunteered to be the Indian chief in a game of cowboys and indians.  I will have to tell him that marrying into the Kartrashian family certainly didn’t help in his attempt at gender identity.  That bunch will denut you quicker than a range rider in a Louie Lamour novel.  I cant imagine the fight that must have gone on between him and the old lady of the clan about who used the mirror first in the morning.  She claims she was stunned about Bruce’s revelation.  B/S.  Wasnt it a clue when Bruce applied blush in the morning?  Were his lips always so puffy pink?

Go ahead and get the operation, take the shots, do whatever it takes to get the transformation complete.  I can promise you it will not make you a very good looking woman.  You can wear all the skirts and high heeled shoes you want but your are gonna be a guy in a girl suit.

Now, here is a request to all the females I ever knew, if you and I ever had a date, of any kind, please do not reveal at this point in life that you secretly wanted to be a guy.  If I ever saw you at Boulder Courts swimming pool in your swimsuit, please do not make the revelation.  If you ever dated any of my friends, mum is the word also.  If you and I ever shared a locker room, do not tell me now that you always wanted to  be a girl.  We are too damned old and too near the end for you to make such a revelation.  Gut it up and live the rest of your life as God made you.  I just dont need any surprises.

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