If Justin Beiber was in the back seat of my cab and he hit me in the back of the head I would stop the cab in the middle of the street and pull his young self out and stomp a mud hole in his ass then walk it dry. 

There is absolutely no reason the people of the USA should spend one dollar on the incarceration or prosecution of this young Canadian.  I know he was in Toronto during this most recent episode but we should just cancel his visa.  Prez Obama, could and should, just use some ot that executive order business he is so fond of to stop the import of any music put out by such a malcontent.

As you can tell, I am not a real fan of this young man.  I guess calling him a man is an insult to anyone that is a man.  He seems to be a person who will not ever grow up but will continue to be a thorn in someones side until someone takes him to task. 

Nuff said

Chuey

As stated,. I am sorry.  I just never did like the Beatles.  I didnt like their hair, I didnt like those little ole stovepipe pants they wore or much of anything else about them.  I know, they were idolized by millions but I just didnt get the feeling.  Their music was influenced by many of the pioneers in rock and roll and blues so you can hardly say that they created a new sound.  They made millions and millions and then went kookie.  They had it all and then split up and went their own ways.  Some went philosophical, some just went home to Scotland and the drummer just tried to keep on drumming.  Oh well.

I liked all of the hillbilly rockers.  Elvis, Jerry lee, Roy, Conway, etc.  They made music that I could get in to.  They made dance music.  They made hugging music and there were some who made kissing music.  I liked them all. 

I wont watch the music awards show tonight because the musicians who will appear anre totally out of my comfort zone.  Most have to be half naked to sing and the other half you wouldnt want to see naked even if they could sing.  It appears to me that if you want to be a star you must either have a posterior the size of Rhode Island, covered by a piece of cloth that wouldnt cover a picnic table or shave half your head and color the other half pink.  Can you imagine Roy ever doing that.  Yeah, Duck Tails were much cooler.

Chuy the musically challenged

Not much has been going on except for trips to the ranch.  We are still trying to get to the point where we can go out there and set on the porch in a rocking chair and not have a list of 300 things that need to be done now.  We have had the truck running, the tractor running and the big water well working but not all at the same time.  I believe sometime in the next week or two it will be all systems go.

We have a number of game cameras set up at strategic locations and all seem to have captured wandering wildlife.  We have seem literally thousands of doves and two have been killed.  Dove season is over Wednesday so not much left there.  You can buy boneless quail at the super market so will probably go that route. 

Neither of my favorites won yesterday in the playoffs so not all that excited about football this season.  I am not all that enthused about football players that tend to let their mouths overload their butts with pregame, post game bragging.  One really ought to keep their mouths shut on national TV when their command of the king’ english is worse than mine. Young men who went to college on a football scholarship and majored in phys-ed or psychology and then went pro after their freshman season really dont know enough about life or anything else to even warrant an interview on national TV.  Very few of them make it to retirement age and usually end up doing something less than they were given an opportunity to do.  As you might guess, I am not really impressed with the American Gladiator system of pro atheletes.  To some extent we are no better than the ancient romans who sat in the colesium and watched lions eat the glads or the christians.  We just have tailgate parties before the carnage.  LOL.

I hate getting old.

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Who decided that the first week of the new year was the time to scare the hell out of folks.
All the headlines concern the things that are projected to happen this year that will have dire consequences.  Most of us havent even received our credit card bills from Christmas and we are already faced with a headline that predicts a worldwide shortage of the cocoa bean and therefore a worldwide shortage of chocolate.  Personally I could live with a little less chocolate but sometimes a box or a bar of the stuff is about the only thing that will pull your fat out of the fire.  Can you imagine going to a movie without a box of chocolate covered almonds.  What is valentines going to be like without those giant chocolate coated strawberries?  I shudder to think of the chaos.  However, after some thought on the subject, I have come up with an answer.  Today, and I mean no later than, go to you local supermarket and buy two packages of chocolate chips.  Get either milk chocolate or dark, according to your preference, and squirrel them away.  Deep in the freezer, behind your clothes in the closet.  Some place where they cant be found by the chocolate craving zombies who are sure to roam the land in the near future looking for hoards of the precious stuff.  Dole them out to yourself one chip at a  time until the shortage is corrected.  This could be a trick by the powers to be in the world of cocoa production as a means to raise prices but you never know.  There could also be a fungus amung us that kills cocoa trees.  Be safe and not sorry.

I just saw a group of news clips about the celebs that were photoged on the ski slopes.  The people who choose the items to show us on such clips should be examined by professionals .  Who in the wide world of I dont give a damn cares about what Paris Hilton wears while sking.  The coldest month I ever spent in my life was 3 days in Vail Colorado in January.  Not only can you not breathe because of the altitude but you are afraid to inhale for fear that your lungs will freeze.  Any city that has gas heaters lining the sidewalks so that people can get from one ski shop to the next without dying of hyperthermia is a place I feel you ought to avoid.  And for those celebs that chose a warmer christmas season about the same applies.  Which of us cares what Gwen Stefani or Kim Kardashian looks like in a bikini?  Gwen is preggers and Kim probably is also if she went out for New Years.

On a positive note I just saw a Kitchen Daily news release that was entitled ” 6 Brunch Recipes Worth Waking Up For”.  It basically stated that you should avoid the hurried preparation of an early breakfast in favor of a more langourous ritual.  I am pretty sure Langourous means lazy.  It sounds like that is what it means.  I am going to use that word for a few days and see how it fits in.  The recipe for BAKED EGGS WITH ROSEMARY, GARLIC AND PARMESAN was pictured with someone dipping a piece of toast in an egg yolk.  I could eat that for breakfast and then have it again at a more langourous time like brunch.  How long do you have to wait after breakfast to have brunch?  If you have brunch do you then have to skip lunch?  I guess brunch people are the same folks that have tea time at four.  I am more the breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea time, dinner and late nite snack type of fellow.  And an occasional leftover meat loaf sandwich in the middle of the nite to tide you over until its time to eat breakfast again.

Chuy