It appears as if the Iranian situation could be clearing up.  I can only assume that the Ayatollah has finally come to the conclusion that economic sanctions( no poptarts being imported) is making a profound difference in the living standards of his people.  Does one want a nuclear device or does one want a toaster strudel.  I’m toaster strudel everytime.

Pootin Putin seems to be able to handle the Syrians to everyones satisfaction although he is taking his own sweet time about it.  Prez would like it if it happened while he has everybodys hackles raised but I predict it will take a bit longer.

Now the other major problems, I think I have a handle on how to cure those.  First, we talk the Kardashiens into adopting Miley and then we deport the entire family either to Armenia, the county of their fathers origin or we send them to an African nation, which has indiginous people that one of the daughters has not slept wth nor lived with.  That could take some doing but dont think any of them has ever slept with a Mali.  Since Bruce is an olympic hero of some note, we could let him stay in the USA under the condition that he never have another cosmetic surgery on his face nor can he ever have another Botox shot.  His head is going to have the same half life as PVC pipe, ie.  His head will not go ashes to ashes or dust to dust.  Even in the casket he will look the same on the day of deliverence.  His children, the Jenners, may be beyond saving due to  influence by the K’s but if they agree to go to “frump” class and agree to never get involved in any phase of the entertainment business, well, I guess they could be allowed to stay.  With the proviso that if they are ever seen on a newscast of in the national inquirer , then, its off to Mali.  This particular set of problems is not as important as nuclear proliferation or chemical warfare but comes damned close in my books. 

We need to be a more peaceful nation and I just dont think we can if we are constantly exposed to “twerking”

Chuy, the liberator